Thursday, June 2, 2011

MRIs prove that Apple is a new religion

BBC Superbrands' show has now demonstrated using MRIs that Apple devotees brain will have a religious experience when watching a new Apple product. As if this was not enough ye Bishop of Buckingham - who reads his Bible on an iPad, sees huge similarities between Apple and a religion. Those who hate Apple should then be called The Null-A (as in Van Vogt)

News from the A religion:

Persistent rumors claim that next IOS will integrate interactive 3D. There is a free app on the store called I3D from University Joseph Fourier Grenoble in France, yes like the series, but Apple has a dozen patents on 3D and augmented reality devices.

Another under the radar feature that could announced is a revolutionary "Virtual Device Interface" API where developers could create a virtual device on screen with all sorts of buttons and behaviors like ... gaming consoles for example.

News from China about Apple buying hundreds new glass cutting machines for manufacturers of iPhones and iPad there. The new front glass could be curved which will be good to eliminate reflections. Only problem is that applying the film sandwitch polarizers etc found in front of LCDs will be very tricky.

Strangely enough Apple is inviting foreign journalists to WWDC June 6, because they will announce something "Big". 

Big?  Sure. A Lion is bigger than a Leopard.

..._._

For those who are too young, or Science Fiction analphabets
The World of Null-A - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 

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